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Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up
It was, indeed, a good night (Klegg was unaware of my presence there, as I had told him I was too poor to be out). And, strangely enough, Stan was there....

Le Fin Du Saga De Passeport
I shall start from the beginning of the story, and by mentioning that for the past week, Klegg had been somewhat intent on coming to the Ritz this Monday (last night)....I told Klegg, right from the start, that I was going out with people from work as someone was leaving and having farewell drinks (completely untrue)....It wasn t laziness, I must add, but simply the fact that I knew he would be pissed off, and Klegg, when pissed off, is not the best of beasts to encounter....Klegg sent me a message at about eight-thirty telling me he was being persuaded to go to the pub (I did think at the time that it was more likely to be him doing t...At this point I call Klegg and ask him to come out....

Quichecake And Wartism
Klegg, I decided to drunkenly text him at about three in the morning saying nothing but h i , with three kisses in tow....I only ever send Klegg three, no matter how wonderful he seems....The MC was not out on this occasion (we are talking last night here now). I went out drinking with Klegg. It was quite a good night to start with....Of course, Swugly made a bee-line for Klegg, as they are, in his eyes at least, newly found best mates....There s not much else to say about the night, other than that Klegg got in a stress with me again, because I apparently pulled a face (no, not the w hen was yesterday face)....

I Kissed The Librarian
I must also mention the one I almost forgot existed (shizzle me, that was harsh): Klegg. Well, he did piss me off last night....Yes, this thing with Klegg being away does sound rather dodgy....Maybe, if Roberto told me to fook off (this is not entirely unlikely at all), I wouldn t question my future with Klegg. Wer wei ?...Well, I had been explaining the notion of the picnic family to Klegg....Well, I had been talking about picnic families with Klegg earlier in the day....

Bernard The Mild-Tempered Christian Slug-Dog
As has just been mentioned, Klegg and I stayed up quite late on the Friday night, and Klegg was, to put it mildly, wasted....Klegg came around at about seven, we probably had a pizza from Asda (my lord, they may well be fattening and the providers of no nutritional advantages whatsoever, b...Klegg was extremely pissed off and walked out just before the end, muttering something about b... ... but it must be mentioned here that Klegg was already, by three in the afternoon, rather wasted....He had been still slightly drunk, on awakening that morning, from the night before, and so another four pints later (which, I know, in Klegg terms is not much)...